I met her in an airport they call Charles de Gaulle
Where you can drink liqueur that tastes just like bonbon
B-O-N-bon bonbon
She walked up to me and then she asked for the time
I pointed to the clock, thought she looked like a swan
S-W-An swan
With flashing blue wide angry eyes she demanded potato fries
From chic establishments serving nourishment near the BOSS sundries
Invited her to dine with me at close-by McDs
I asked her for her name and she replied Siobhan
S-I-O bhan Siobhan
Sho Sho Sho Sho Siobhan
Sho Sho Sho Sho Siobhan
Sho Sho Sho Sho Siobhan
Siobhan, Oh Oh Oh Oh Siobhan
(This is a work of fiction. No Siobhans were harmed in the making of this production. The author in no way seeks to endorse eating at fast food establishments, and definitely discourages causing a ruckus with ill timed serenades.)