[Poem] 29 May, 1453: The Day that Forever Changed Civilization

The Varangian guard, bearded and tall
Make the Greeks look so very small
Vultures circle as they form a shield wall
Their songs tell of Valhalla’s hall
Enemies break on their shields, shortswords out

The Varangian cut and stab. It is hot
Fighting from within a wall of flesh, wood and steel
Tired and sweat drenched they march forward till all yield
“For Wotan and the Eagle of Constantinople!”
“For Jesu, and the Divine Flag of Caesar Constantine.”
“For Great Thor, and the Hammer of the Righteous Sky.”
Many gods they invoke in their final hours, betrayed by Venetian bankers
But even a hundred mighty men like these cannot win against tens of thousands

(This is not strictly accurate. The Varangian were more or less culturally and religiously assimilated by the Greeks by this time. Three centuries earlier though, and this scene wouldn’t have been too far off.

Also, it was more like 10000 behind the city’s walls against 100000 and some ginormous canon. The defenders lasted 53 days. Then someone from the inside opened a gate… Western Europe was forced into accepting an Ottoman trade monopoly for eastern goods, and the rest is history: renaissance, major chattel slave trading that was kickstarted by a certain bankrupt Portuguese navigator king, colonialism, industrial revolution, and many ‘damned foolish things in the Balkans’…)

[Poem] Musashi Tires of Mortal Duels

A katana in each hand, Miyamoto Musashi…
Hundred men he slew in one night, in moonlit paddy fields

Now his life is an unending duel
Fate can be so very cruel
He fights with an oar against Sasaki
Knowing reach is better than shield

Challengers come every day
Killing them is the only way
The Samurai way
Why can’t they all just go away
And leave him be?

The curse of fame

Time to retire to a monastery, and write a book

[Poem] The Gom Jabbar

Bring the gom jabbar
Test me now and see
Feel the gom jabbar
Death/epiphany
It’s my choice to make
The pain I may take
Or it might make me break

Fear is the mind killer
Let it take away the filler
Fear is the little death
Let me shake away the real threat

I will face my fear
I will not wildly rear
I will permit it to pass
over me and through me
I will ride it at long last
To the gates of oblivion
And when it has then gone past
I will turn the third inner eye
to see its path, learning from this ride

Where the fear has gone there will be nothing

Only I will remain… Drifting like mist, between my fear and everything

[Inspired by Frank Herbert’s Dune. Italicized text has been lifted from the Bene Gesserits’ Litany Against Fear. The gom jabbar is a test they use to tell if someone is a true human or a beast… Reason vs animal Instinct, etc, etc]

Image: St Alia of the Knife and the Artreides gom jabbar

http://projectsand.blogspot.com/2010/09/alia-and-leto-ii.html?m=1

[Poem] Asking Stupid Questions

Is the sun sentient, I ask them
Don’t be stupid, comes the reply
But under different wavelengths
Don’t those things look like capillaries
Don’t be stupid, comes the reply
But doesn’t it beat like a heart?
Don’t be stupid, comes the reply
But aren’t we shielded by its breath?
Don’t be stupid, comes the reply
“Are you sentient?” I ask the sun
Don’t be stupid, comes the reply

[Poem] Seven Sleepy Sages Swat Away an Irritating, Blood Sucking, Demonic, Mosquito

There exists seven sages,
But they’re also twenty three
Paradox of age, they be
When time meets infinity

Woken by vile sorcerers
Seeking to steal their power
The seven wake from their trance

A curse is uttered against black magic, when the sages convene in one temporality.

Image: https://www.deviantart.com/yamibliss/art/Seven-Sages-522374709

[Poem] The moral quandary of feeding pet dragons

His dragons roar
They are hungry
The pasture’s full
Of juicy meat
He gives them leave
For all creatures
Deserve to eat

Fire your nukes
They’ll do no good
Aperitif
For his Goldie

F-22s…
Serve that with mango chutney?
Carrier groups…
Gone with a swipe
S-500s…
Against dragon breath?
Puh-leeze, not worth a squeeze.

If, might makes right in this cruel world,
Justice is waylaid by a banker’s pen
He will feel no compunction in feeding his dragons then

[Poem] Whole Lotta Love

She loves me so much
She serves me breakfast in bed
Cyanide tea and arsenic toast

She often goes Dutch
Sharing the bill, munching bread
While sharks and coyotes turn me to roast

She’s my pretty crutch
Taking my weight, till my head
Comes crashing down into a pile of shite (when I’m positioned just right)

***

She never forgets my birthday

Wishes me as soon as I wake

With a knife to my face

***

She has the cutest hobbies

Milking cobras in lobbies

Don’t know why she adds it to filter coffee

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She’s a playful little thing

Replaced my shaving cream

With acid that made me scream

***

She’s my sunshine

Scorching me to a crisp

She’s my pretty rose

Laced with poison ivy

She’s my blue ocean

When it’s high tide

She’s my mountain top

When I contemplate suicide

She’s my bright Angel

Preaching nihilism

She’s my egg and yolk

With salmonella’s sheen

She’s a canvas of beauty

Rendered by a reductionist

She’s my love and joy

Until I go clean…

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Oh, I love her so
And don’t know why
(When she’s my sky)
That they call her,
(My darling dear)
the Black Widow.